Fun Story Time!!!

So, while at ACC, I've told this story a billion times. Today I was actually requested to tell it. I love this story, and more than anything, I love to tell it. So, I figured I'd type it out on the blog and see what you two followers think.

So, when I was younger, my brother was a man-whore. One day, I had a day off and wasn't too particularly social, so I was downstairs watching TV in the living room. My brother's room was right above the living room. He walked in that morning with a girl, and was like "Hey, this is so and so." I said hi, and then he took her upstairs. Within a few minutes, all I could hear was the noises of rough, dirty coitus. I just turned up the TV, and tuned it out.

After about an hour or so, she left, and then he came back with another chick. The same thing happened. "Hey, this is so-and-so," then they'd be upstairs knocking boots.

So, then she leaves, and he comes back with a THIRD chick. "Hey, this is so-and-so," and then the rough sex insued. After walking the third one out, he came inside, pointed at me, and then went into the back yard. He lit a cigarette, and said simply "Today was a good day."

There was this girl at my old high school that was known as a HUGE slut. So, when my brother met her and asked if I knew her, I let him know. He said "Awesome!" and then pursued it. Like I knew she would, she slept with him without wanting a commitment. So, my brother of course "dumped" her a few weeks later.

One evening, we were smoking outside, when he gets this phone call from her. He puts it on speakerphone, and says "Sup?"

All that was heard was this slurpp kkkk slurp then she said "This is me sucking of another guy."

My brother retorted "Are you really that much of a whore?" but she had hung up. I told him I'd get her back.

When I went to school the next morning, I found her where she always was, in the cafeteria. I walked up behind her and began making the same noises I heard the night previous, moving my head up and down over a fisted hand. After the cafeteria got quiet, I looked at her and said "Don't fucking suck off some random ass john and call my brother you slut! Oh and by the way, he must be reallllly small if you can fit him in your mouth AND speak at the same time." And with that, I walked off.

Later that day, she walked up to me wanting to fight. She was shorter than me, and itty bitty, so I agreed. We walked outside, and she put up her fists. I grabbed the back of her head and slammed it into my knee, and she toppled to the ground. She was down for the count, so I left to class. I was called into the principal's office just a few minutes later, where he asked me what had happened, and I told him the whole story. He stared me down intensely, his hand on his chin. When I finished, a few seconds of silence passed, before he chuckled, and said "No way, she didn't call your brother while sucking off another dude... she couldn't have!" I nodded my head, and he looked over both of our high school records.

"Well, I'll let you off, get back to class." he said, and I went back into class. It was an amazing day, to say the least.

Its a vulgar story, but I love telling it none the less. That chick was a SLUT. No joke. I just don't understand how girls can do that! Not even be dating a dude, and having sex with anything that moves. I mean, I've been known to move a bit fast in my relationships, but all in all, I've been lucky. I've had long term relationships for the majority of my life. I don't plan on changing that any time soon.

I was young and feisty, and I don't think I'd ever do anything like that ever again, but it's always an entertaining story to tell.